Thursday, October 28, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Smarties Cigarettes
Smoking cigarettes is damn near lame as being hipster. But, an addiction is an addiction and they are hard to kick. An upcoming fighter of cigarette addictions is $1 away at the nearest dollar store. Smarties cigarettes are a new alternative to tobacco ridden cancer causing cigarettes. To make Smarties cigarettes:
1. Crush the Smarties before opening the pack. Nick has discovered that twisting the Smarties back and forth grinds the Smarties and is very efficient.
2. Slightly unroll both ends of the Smarties pack. If you unroll too much, the Smarties will move around and that decrease the smoke output.
3. Now smoke the Smarties like a cigar, be careful not to breathe the Smarties dust into your lungs, because it's probably really bad for you. The Van Go Team is not responsible for any asthma attacks, we definitely told you not to breathe it in.
Enjoy your new healthy alternative to smoke cigarettes. Now we just need to find a solution to our slurpee addictions. -VGT
1. Crush the Smarties before opening the pack. Nick has discovered that twisting the Smarties back and forth grinds the Smarties and is very efficient.
2. Slightly unroll both ends of the Smarties pack. If you unroll too much, the Smarties will move around and that decrease the smoke output.
3. Now smoke the Smarties like a cigar, be careful not to breathe the Smarties dust into your lungs, because it's probably really bad for you. The Van Go Team is not responsible for any asthma attacks, we definitely told you not to breathe it in.
Enjoy your new healthy alternative to smoke cigarettes. Now we just need to find a solution to our slurpee addictions. -VGT
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